Muffin Top Derby

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

Muff Pipe

A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.

Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe

Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.

by Take-One August 1, 2012

Skunk muff

An unwashed and malodourous vagina

"I started to go down on Shondiqua but gagged because she had a bad case of skunk muff"

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

eating muff

Performing cunnilingus (orally pleasuring a female's genitalia). Often used derogatory, for example as an insult against women, i.e. calling them "muff eaters" implying lesbianism,

"I walked in on my friend eating muff once. He was really chowing it down"

by chasegame June 18, 2016

Fluff on the Muff

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area

If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.

by Slim August 14, 2004

muff tease

The male equivalent of prick tease. A man who gets women hot for his cock, but does not give it to them.

Marco has been grinding up against those skanks all night, but will give them jack all! What a fucking muff tease!

by Cam69669 August 28, 2008

Muffin King

The king of all muffins, very deadly

"oh god! 125,120,861 people where killed last year by the Muffin King!"

by Legatox June 12, 2008