muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

muffro

large 70's style afro around someone's puss/cock.

dude, that bitches muffro was so big, I stabbed her fucking hair pick with my dick

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

muffer

A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.

Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".

by huckers September 7, 2006

muffasaurus

The codename for the female genitalia

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!

by B-NUTT February 17, 2008

Mufftard

Someone who speaks, but is difficult to understand. Then when you realize what they said, you realize it was stupid.

Ja'Quan: What did Harry just say?

Tom: I don't know, Harry is the epitome of a mufftard.

by P_$_C October 3, 2011

Myt muffer

Myt muffer is someone that likes the taste of black vagina.

Jirre jys n myt muffer

Is jy laf.. Ek like nie kaffer koek nie

by JirreJysGay January 3, 2021

muffro

When a woman has not shaved the hair around her genitals for a period of time, it is described as this.

Em: I haven't shaved my muffro for a while.

by Mark A S May 17, 2007