Sweaty Morton

Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.

Typical, another "Sweaty Morton" goal

by yorkshiresteve November 22, 2022

Mortoned

To get conned or scammed.

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned

by smd001 January 18, 2011

Mortocracy

A government in which dead people run your government I.e. Halloween Town, Retro Town, North Korea, etc

Kim Il-sung is the Eternal President of North Korea, and Kim Jung-Il is the Eternal Supreme Leader of North Korea thus making it a Mortocracy.

by Whom’st’ve July 29, 2018

MartoSkelly

Usually a BIG Gamer! Obviusly he has a GIANT dick and a six pack. He gets all the chicks.

-Fakafo: I got a MartoSkelly as a boyfriend
-GamerBrothers: You're so lucky
-Fakafo

by MartoSkelly100 November 22, 2019

motosexual

An extreme sexual gearhead or motorhead who finds some aspect of internal combustion or vehicles erotic.
People turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.

Look at that motosexual, reving and humping his dirtbike and turning around to look at the smoke!
OR
Yeah, that motosexual, ever since he put a cam in his chevelle, he has been driving around with a woodie!

by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005

mater mortis

Mother of Death - In the film Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013), during a seance scene, the question "What does she want?" is asked. Fifteen dice (with letters on each side) are then rolled out on to a table. The dice spring to life and spell out "mater mortis" - Latin for "mother of death."

mater mortis mother death insidious ghost evil seance

by DanielSam September 15, 2013

Mortis

A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events

*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
the mortis:

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by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021