moaner

Moaner
1. The erection that every men gets when they wake up, combination of the words morning and boaner.
2. Person who gets aroused by any words that start with the letters "mo" (mom, mop, monkey, etc)

1. "Mom!!Dad!!,it happened again, I got a moaner"
2. "That monkey over there, uuummm - - Ur such a moaner!!"

by The_Genious_That_Banged_Your_M November 3, 2012

moonerr

An extremely large penis, as if to be the size of the moon.

"HOLY SHIT! That moonerr can sure cut through mud! Let's hope daddy doesn't get excited by the fudge"

by Erec Tism November 13, 2007

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

The continuous moaner

One who frequently and randomly lets out moans for no apparent reason. May be result of mental disability.

An example of the continuous moaner is Jourdan Greene.

by thefriendwhopostsmeanwords October 29, 2009

moaner

When one person is shot in the back and moans about the person hacking.

he isn't a hacker, fuckin moaner.

by god September 19, 2004

MONERGY

Monergy = Money + Energy

A MAN has gotta have some MONERGY to go shopping at the mall WITH a WOMAN...

A Monergy man is what we take home to meet our parents...

Don't even look my way if you ain't a Monergy Man!

by KaZZZa1 October 18, 2008

momvert

mom's who lust after hot guys young enough to be their children

Madison's mom is obsessed with the guys from Twilight. She's a total momvert...

by MissBhavin August 10, 2009