Molestia

The one true Princess of Eqestria who's mission is to molest all who oppose or adore her

molestia was Awarded the trophy for: Molesting the most gentlecoats, gentlemares & obviously young unsuspecting fillies.

by Scampi The Dog February 28, 2015

molestash

A combination of the words moustache and Molest.

A moustash that is scrawny and usally very juvenile and creepy in nature. Much like most wearers of the molestash.

I don't trust that guy, he's got a molestash.

by eatrocks June 21, 2004

Molester Moon

An emoji that looks like a moon. If you send this emoji three times to someone via text, then that person will get a message from Molester Moon describing their death in other emojis. For example, if you sent it to your friend and then Molester Moon sent them a chicken, a monkey, two red balloons, and an explosion. Somehow they will die like this. If you are sent these three emoji moons and recieve the way of how you're gonna die, Molester Moon will then visit you in the night and kill you as you were described. He normally shouts "I'm gonna molest you!....Here I come!" multiple times in a row. Molester Moon in real life is as tall as a human but very round, for he is a moon, and he has arms and legs. If you hide in your room and he can't get in because of how big he is, then he'll just leave.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.

Person 1: (sends three moon emojis) Ha! Now you're gonna die!
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*

by MOLESTERMOONBEEYETCH January 21, 2014

molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

Spawn Molester

When you spawn in a video game, a 'Spawn Molester' is someone who will stand in a advantageous location and kill the respawning opposition players repeatedly until they 'Rage Quit'.

Oh my god, that guy is a fucking spawn molester! He's completely spawn raping those noobs.

That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register

Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo

by TheRealGamer777 January 16, 2011

molestache

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.

Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

by mart1779 February 11, 2009

molestasheo

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.

What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?

by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007