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Cement mixer

A sexual act where one anally penetrates a person with extreme constipation. Thereby resolving said condition.
Ah nathan, I haven’t had any Mucinex this week!
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.
by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022
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High point mixer

When you take a shit on somebody’s chest and then proceed to motorboat it afterward.
Yo, Kevin!! I gave James Charles a wicked High Point Mixer last night!
by Ilovedavanteadams October 17, 2022
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cement mixer

In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.
The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.
by Granny Smith November 19, 2012
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away with the mixer

Phrs. Not quite in touch with reality, in a dreamy state. (Merseyside British use)
"Have you seen Debbie lately? God, she's really away with the mixer, i'n't she!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
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cement mixer

A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.

You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.

Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.

They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.

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The cement mixer: even more of a painful experience than Tequila slammers or chartreuse.
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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Canadian Cement Mixer

The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.
"Oh man, check out my butt! I just got a Canadian Cement Mixer from Marco!"
by Ross224 January 20, 2009
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catalina wine mixer

A Helicopter expo from the film 'Step Brothers'. Also known as the 'Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer'.
I bought 3 helicopters at the Catalina Wine Mixer!
by PoppaBear May 3, 2009
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