70's porno mustache

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn

Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache

by Gold barz July 26, 2016

mustache-ride

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.

During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.

by Seth P July 22, 2005

don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

by TJStoner September 7, 2007

Flaming Mustacheio

A flaming Mustacheio is when you are having sex with a girl and you light there pubic hair on fire, and eat them out. This works better if you have a mustache and even better if it is a handlebar mustache.

I gave Janet a Flaming Mustacheio last night. it was flipping narly!

by ripley53 October 11, 2006

Simon and Mustachefunkel

An American singer-songwriter duo consisting of Paul Simon and a guy with a bushy mustache. They are well known for their close vocal harmonies and refined mustache related traits, such as having a mustache. They became pioneers of Mustache pop, and paved the way for other artists like Crosby, Stills and Mustached Nash, Belle and Mustached Sebastian and The Jesus and Merry Mustache Chaingang.

They were among the most popular mustached recording artists of the 1960s; among their biggest hits were Bridge Over Stubbled Water, A Hazy Glade of Whiskers and Here's To Your Big Ol' Mustache Mrs. Robinson.

The Mustached Boxer, by Simon and Mustachefunkel

I am just a mustache
Though my mustache is seldom told
I have squandered my whiskers
For a pocket full of stubble such are promises
All lies and mustaches
Still a man beards what he wants to beard
And disregards the chest hair
When I left my home and my family
I was no more than a boy with a mustache
In the company of mustached strangers
In the quiet of the mustached railway station running scared
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters
Where the mustached people go
Looking for the places only they would grow mustaches

Lie la lie (Mustache!)...

Asking only workman's mustaches
I come looking for a shave
But I get no offers,
Just a come-on from the bearded whores on Seventh Avenue
I grow some hair, there were times when I was so lonesome and mustacheless
I took some comfort in my hair

Lie la lie (Mustache!)...

Then I'm laying out my mustache clothes
And wishing I was mustached
Going home
Where the mustached New York City winters aren't bleeding me
Bleeding me, going home
In the clearing stands a boxer with a mustache
And a mustached fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders with a mustache
Of ev'ry mustached glove that layed him down
Or cut him till, with a mustache, he cried out
In his mustached anger and his mustached shame
"I am mustached, I am mustached"
But the mustache still remains

by Niccolò Mustache-iavelli January 27, 2010

prison mustache

The "prison mustache", as popularized by members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang is an exaggerated version of the Handlebar Mustache. The ends of the "handlebars" are allowed to grow very thick and bushy. It somewhat resembles a long, thick goatee beard with the point of the chin shaved.

That guy is definitely an ex-con. Look at his prison mustache and his Nazi Low Rider tats.

by sparkhammer November 10, 2010

Whiskey Mustache

A whiskey mustache is when a naked woman straddles or sits on your face while she pours a shot of whiskey between her tits all the way down into your mouth. IMPORTANT: Please practice this move with water first. Delicious whiskey in your eyes is very painful and it is a shame to waste a perfect shot of whiskey.

Hey good looking. I sure am thirsty. Why don't you get buck ass naked and give me one of those whiskey mustaches.

by magnificent red February 28, 2011