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microservice

A microservice is a component of software that is independent of the larger system.

This enables a developer to spend the weekend rewriting critical system functionality as a passion project without risking total system collapse.
Resulting in potentially usably incongruent abominations within the wider system.
Ensuring that said developer has job security, in being the only one that understands a small but crucial part of the system.
Dev: Hi Boss, I built an experimental microservice on Saturday to replace that one part of the system that is a bit iffy. I'm sure we can iterate on in and make usable and highly available.
Boss: Highly available? Release it today!
Dev: *Job Secured*
by Dr. Fro November 2, 2020
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Microfeasting

When you are forced into eating a whole meal on the go or in pieces through an day or evening. So it looks like you’re always eating thus feasting but actually it is only a micro feast.
Jad: "Flick it feels like all you do is eat at the office."

Flick: "Hi Jad, yep I'm fine thanks for asking. Actually I'm just microfeasting on this wonderful meal because I love nice food but you have us working flat out."
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
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Micropercentage

A very small percentage that is less than 1%. For example, 0.01%, 0.0003%, 0.000072%.
The micropercentage of successful reactions in this experiment is 0.00023%.
by NatV190104 May 12, 2022
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Micropartitino

Omg! You have a micropartitino… well let’s try it anyway.

They alway bullied me because of my micropartitino!

Please do me a bj, with my micropartitino you won’t choke for sure.
by blui September 24, 2022
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Micropartitino

Omg! You have a micropartitino… well let’s try it anyway.

Girls always bullied me ‘cause of my micropartitino!

I beg you do me a bj, with my micropartitino you won’t choke fs.
by Blui. September 24, 2022
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microbang

when a trans man has penetrative sex using his bottom growth
"u ready to microbang, gurl?"

"yes, daddy"
by bangboi69 September 30, 2022
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Macrobara

A fetish for giant and tiny sized guys.
I love Macrobara
by SoapSoupStew October 2, 2022
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