niggs mchotsauce

a monkey who is fast enough to play a pro sport even though not smart enough to spell the sports he is playing

damn yo, michael vick is niggs mchotsauce today...

by Clarence Williams April 6, 2007

microtard

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

Micho Rizo

Micho Rizo is actually Mi Chorizo for all the spanish speakers out there.

Guy:"Why dont you meet my homie Micho Rizo"
Girl:"Whose that?"
Guy:"Michorizo!"

by yUMMyx3 August 22, 2008

Michoacán mohawk

basically a bikini wax on a Mexican girl.

Lupe walked bow legged to the party that was a fierce Michoacán Mohawk she got..owieee...pinche...painful.

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

Hottie McHotterton

A temporary name given to an anonymous person who is considered to be an extreme hottie. Once the name of the person is known, this "name" no longer applies. A typical "hottie" would not be given this designation.

(An extreme hottie walks into a club) "Whoah, here comes Hottie McHotterton."

by RickRoller2K September 28, 2011

michoel

Awesome, sexy ,chick magnet, jew

Can I get your number michoel

by eliisbae May 2, 2021

Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021