metaphorical blowjob

X implements the highest form of friendship/bro-ship on Y, the action is so good it would take Y to sell his soul to X to repay the favour.

Tim: Hey mate here's a dollar
Tom: Aw thanks how can I repay you?
Tim: With a metaphorical blowjob

by tim1639 February 29, 2012

Metaphorically Speaking

Something that is used in Reference to something that isn't real but more something of an idea.

Used in a metaphor,
something my best friend Erin doesn't get <33333

Ashley: "He wants my candy, metaphorically speaking of course"
Erin: "Whats that?!, Meta-... candy?! what the fuck?!"

by ashweehavwakk October 27, 2009

metaphorisical

Getting physical, metaphorically speaking.

Yeah, so we cammed last night for 3 hours. It got super metaphorisical!

by That_Guy105 December 9, 2008

Metaphory

when something is metaphor-esque

"I just want it to sound metaphory"

by King of Dolphins January 27, 2013

Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.

You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.

by ellietist October 3, 2016

Metawhorephosis

The process by which a nice young woman, for any reason, becomes a complete whore.

Jane used to be such a sweet girl. You know, before the metawhorephosis. whore metamorphosis

by tjyjr August 23, 2011

metaphARGHs!

metaphor: the use of a word or phrase to refer to something that it isn’t, invoking a direct similarity between the word or phrase used and the thing described, but in the case of English without the words like or as, which would imply a simile.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

metaphARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about metaphors.

"metaphARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013