Mepstein

a white male known for bokating (performing oral sex) on anything that moves

He is such a Mepstein, i heard he bokat that dutty chik last week"

by bunmepstein June 28, 2011

Mephistopheles

A demon frequent in occult mythology, and a cheif member in the Faust legend. Often seen in the form of a dog, horse, or raven familar.

Mephistopheles promised to serve as Faust's servant for 24 years.

by The Zebu November 20, 2003

Mephisto

That old Mephisto, the one who watches you as you sleep and clicks ancient murmurs in your ears. Constantly plotting, stalking, and breathing on helpless infants at night, his will is to be fulfilled. Be not too hasty to call his name, for he is always listening.

Drunk Bitch: "Mephisto is a bunch of horse shit!"
Mephisto (suddenly appearing): Proceeds to slice her face into a thousand pieces.

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

Meptard

Crybaby
Snowflake
Conflicted

You are such a Meptard snowflake crybaby

by urban9876 March 7, 2017

Mephaehi

A code in which each consonant and vowel is moved to "the next" consonant or vowel in the alphabet. An example sentence would be: Jux esi zua fuoph vufez? (How are you doing today?). In the language the letter "Q" is skipped over as a consonant unless there is a vowel after it, also "Y" is used as both consonant and vowel depending on how it is used in the word before.

Bill: Do you speak Mephaehi?
Phil: Ya! O Fu!
Bill: Ni Vuu

by Dumop epf Imo January 19, 2017

mepert

A word directed towards a person for doing somthing stupid.

A that guy is a real mepert for droping out of school.

by Orange Lambert February 24, 2008

Mephobia

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

Dude, I think I have Mephobia." "Why do you think that, Bro?" "cause I had a dream last night that I was so awesome that the world imploded." "Dude, lay off the sugar.

by Swazzle Mcdermot April 30, 2011