Meaty chug

A big ol' turd that is worthy of the name meaty chug.

Hey dude i left a big ol' meaty chug in the toilet it was so big it absorbed all of the water in the toilet.

by Niggaballz November 6, 2007

meaty vag

A vagina with rather large clit lips.

She pulled aside her panties to expose her meaty vag.

by Greenguy March 29, 2008

meaty pussy

a state of excessive outer clit tissue that is reminiscent in appearance to a butterflied porkchop that somebody set a cherry bomb off inside of.

The size of the camel toe on her suggests a meaty pussy.

by SAQ Master June 11, 2006

Masty

To masturbate.

I'm gonna go home and have a right old fat masty

by Fanboy November 18, 2003

masty pedi

when to young females penetrate each other's vaginas using their feet to cause intense pleasure!

(Nancy and Pamela are sitting on the stairs)
N: Im feeling sooo horny.
P: SAME, what about a masty pedi.
N: Great, are your feet clean.
P: Of course, im always ready for a masty pedi.

by lovegreysanatomy February 14, 2015

Meaty Mancotti

The aftermath of a nightlong sexual encounter with a yeast infected vagina

Even though I knew I'd have a Meaty Mancotti there was no resisting a crack at that pussy

by anklespankspermbank September 24, 2009

Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 19, 2010