Max

Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."

"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"

by The Van Man May 29, 2006

to the max

(N.) To do something to the extreme, with power and attitude.

Homer....To The Max! (Power that is...)

by G-Union November 13, 2003

Max

a really hot and sexy guy who is an amazing friend. He is always there for you and can helpyou out of any depressive state. He will keep your secrets and never lie to you. He is super sexy and loves to kiss. He has a very nice body and when he takes you in his arms you feel safe, like he could save you from the whole world. He is loveable and charming. His music taste is small yet good. He usually listens to the RHCP. His favourite people are John Frusciante and Jade Buckley who he loves dearly. In short he is Max.

sexy, beautiful, brave, hot, loving, jade, sex, horny, awesome, incredible, damnsexy, Max.

by Binxjade September 21, 2011

Max

What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.

Max: Hey, I'm Max.

Girls: *faint*

by destr0y3r July 25, 2008

Max

The ability to do nothing and still look so damn good.

Its like i want to eat you because you look so good, maybe if i eat you then i will be satisfied max.

by mmYumTomatoes April 15, 2008

Max

A fucking Dogs name

Hi max do you want some food?

by Polayhm.lol November 25, 2021

Max

A big poopy butt who will eat you when he gets the chance. He’s a nice guy...but he’s a cannibal. His favorite thing to do is to eat potato chips. He likes watchin swoozie on YouTube. If he was a Pokémon he would be Pikachu.

Cassidy: Oh my goodness!!! It’s max!!
Alexis: Oh that poopy butt? You deserve better

by The Idiotic Waffle July 08, 2020