free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future

person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'

by superior1738 January 4, 2019

collect them like monopoly

"collect them like monopoly" is a line from Ariana Grande and Victoria Monét's song called Monopoly.

Bad vibes, get off of me
Outta here with that fuckery
Treat my goals like property
Collect them like Monopoly
I probably won't come if there's not a fee
And if they try come stoppin' me
I swerve both ways, dichotomy

by uhm chile anyways so January 3, 2021

monopoly money

yes, it is what these guy say, but it is also used in the game monopoly. it looks fake in most cases and feels fake, but there have been cases when it was used to pay a dumb slut or a stoned deliver boy.

use your monopoly money to pay for this pizza, the delivery boy looks high enought to accept it.

by teh castle July 29, 2006

Monopoly

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.

by A person in the middle of nowhere February 20, 2008

Macopoly

The Apple abusive monopoly over its users who don't want to suffer the even worse fate of Microsoft products.

PC User: Why do you submit to the macopoly when you could just get a PC that cost less and is more compatible with more software.

Macuser: Cause I don't have time to fuck with it. I just want something that works.

by dumbdowner September 14, 2009

MANopolize

Similar to mansplaining, when a male in conversation (with a female) takes up 90% of the air.

Can you believe he totally manopolized “How was your day?”

by RadioRedhead January 19, 2021

Monopoly Money

Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.

Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.

British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc

by billberto March 21, 2005