Midtown Troll 

This is an individual who will mettle in the affairs of other, hotter, sexually superior men in efforts to disrupt the normal operations of the mark. And then will be over sell, and over perform in order to make the better men of the civilized world question their self esteem and worth. And won’t ever stop unless you vanquish them.

These Midtown Trolls have nothing better to do than creep up my window, and ease drop on me jerking off! They are masculine challenged rats.

Midtown Troll by CJ Stryker XXX October 16, 2022

Midtown Madness

A racing game made by Angel Studios, DICE and Microsoft and the most beautiful and awesome game I've played in my life.

Me: Dude! I really love Midtown Madness!

My friend: What's that?

Me: You don't know that? It's a racing game made by Microsoft!

My friend: Oh I see...

Midtown Madness by MidTRahX_303 February 25, 2023

midtown 

Related to "downtown" (i.e "going downtown on someone")

To go midtown with someone refers to kissing or touching the breasts, usually performed during a makeout session or foreplay.

"Christie wants to go midtown on me, is it any good?"
"Oh yeah, midtown's nice, but what you really want is downtown *wink wink nudge nudge*"
"I... Think I'm fine with midtown for now..."

midtown by BJ Fanatic 49 April 18, 2023

midtownsdot

The greatest musical artist of all time

Guy#1: Bro have you heard the new midtownsdot album
Guy#2: Ye that shit is gas, he really the best artist oat

midtownsdot by Bblvs June 24, 2023