Lotte

Lotte is the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet, she is short and has the most gorgeous eyes you will ever see. Lottes usually have dark hair and a perfect smile, and they love to answer questions. They are caring and are adorable people and you should keep her once you have her :)

persona 1: that girl is amazing! who is she?
persona 2: that's Lotte. Back off, i have liked her for years.

by You're_so_gay October 14, 2020

White Person Lottery

White Person Lottery (WPL) is a term used to describe the immense luck a (white) person has when they obtain a large amount of money or property that they never could have earned on their own. In most cases this is through inheritance, but it can also occur through marriage. The term has a very natural sound to it and is used regularly on reddit and other popular internet blogs to describe generally very ungrateful people who are depressed for no obvious reason despite being incredibly lucky to be where they are in life. The natural offshoots of this term are MPL (Mexican Person Lottery), APL (Asian Person Lottery) and BPL (Black Person Lottery).

Guy 1: Why do you think she behaves like that all the time?
Guy 2: Classic example of a White Person Lottery winner. People who have won it have a hard time imagining that others have not won it too.

Guy 1: I feel so lucky to be an American!
Guy 2: You would feel even luckier being a White Person Lottery winner from Iceland with free university and a warm, million dollar house to relax in.

by Eric Kazinsky February 2, 2015

Rainbow Lottery

A woman gets quadruple-stuffed by four separate creeds: Black, Asian, White, and Mexican. Wait nine months. After the baby pops out, observe its color and distinctive features. Whichever guy is the father is proclaimed the winner and is exempt from alimony. The other three have to chip in.

"Hey, Henry, you've got an Asian friend, right? We need a fourth for the rainbow lottery tonight."

by yesistasty November 15, 2009

Happy Lucky Lottery

A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.

Kyle: Yo, are you going to play Happy Lucky Lottery?
Chris: No, it's a scam.

by The Real Driller April 7, 2019

ally lotti

ally lotti means finding the best fucking person ever. they are your soulmate

YO! guess what?! i found my ally lotti<3
HOLY SHIT CONGRATS

by lotti999 December 4, 2020

lottery

Millions of stupid people paying into a fund to make one stupid person look smart.

I'm going to play the powerball tonight even though I have a better chance of being hit by lightning twice than of winning this lottery.

by I.P. Freely Again July 25, 2012

Lottie

Lottie is a truly amazing person. She is kind, beautiful, talented, smart and absolutely hilarious. If you ever get the chance to have a Lottie in your life you are truly blessed and hold on to them. They will always stick with you and will always cheer you up. Never anger a Lottie or betray them. They are 100% angels sent from heaven. Never lose a Lottie. They are the best friends you can ever dream of. She will always show who she really is and isn’t afraid of judgment.

You that amazing best friend you always dreamed of well I have one she is called Lottie. Thank you for Everything.

by Honeysuckle July 26, 2020