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Rainbow Lottery

A woman gets quadruple-stuffed by four separate creeds: Black, Asian, White, and Mexican. Wait nine months. After the baby pops out, observe its color and distinctive features. Whichever guy is the father is proclaimed the winner and is exempt from alimony. The other three have to chip in.

"Hey, Henry, you've got an Asian friend, right? We need a fourth for the rainbow lottery tonight."

by yesistasty November 15, 2009