lisa cimorelli

First off, Lisa loves microwaves. She is really beautiful and very talented. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is really outgoing and quite strange. She will never fail to make you laugh or brighten up your mood.

"Who is the funniest person you know?"
'Lisa Cimorelli, of course!!'

by The1Microwave June 13, 2014

lisa sparxxx

American adult film star, with a hot ass and huge tits, she is reputed to hold the world gang bang record, having sex with 919 men in one day. She also appears in several milf orientated films, despite only being 25.

Lisa Sparxx is the reason I love porn

by BarryJ June 11, 2006

Moana Lisa

A typically quiet yet attractive girl who moans loudly during sex.

She seems shy, but turns into a real Moana Lisa in the sack!

by Stephen McCormick May 19, 2007

lieawatha

When some obviously Caucasian woman or girl proclaims some portion of her ancestry as being native American, without proof, and continues to claim such ancestry when her narrative crumbles, and evidence arises that not only is she not what she claimed, but her direct ancestors may have participated in any number of historical actions working against the interests of real American Indians. Further complicated by her ascribing and reporting on federal government forms such minority status, even though there are criminal penalties associated with purposefully misrepresenting such status. Made even worse when her employers make use of that status to highlight their diversity bonafides, quite possibly denying real American Indian descended but fully qualified applicants from real positions.

After evidence that her family participated in the trail of tears, the candidate for the Senate from Mass. was exposed as a lieawatha. Sadly she did not do the honorable thing and resign from the campaign, or her position at a formerly prestigious east coast school.

by Kranky One December 10, 2012

lisandra

a lisandra cannot ever be descrived as a nobody, because she is the best person ever.

hey lisandra, you are a great mommy to me.

by diamond light January 20, 2018

lisa

a caring person that always tries to keep everyone in balance and will try their best to make their friends happy.

such a kind person lisa.

by ._Unknown_Person_. January 18, 2021

Facebook lineage

The unfortunate circumstance of your entire family joining the Facebook universe. - Often results in public internet humility and very wholesome pictures/statuses.

1: I just got a Facebook today!
--3 days later--

Mom: I made a Facebook!
Dad: I made a Facebook!
Brother: I made a Facebook!
Unknown Uncle: I made a Facebook!

Damn Facebook Lineage!

by CrossCountryFool15 August 11, 2010