Ninja Library

The quietest place on earth.

I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !

by izcool May 10, 2008

Linary

A pen and paper game that is played amongst friends. The game is played by each person writing down a word or adds letters onto words in turn to create a story... usually abusing each other in the process

Origin of name comes from the more popular board game Pictionary although written in lines.

Example game of Linary between 4 players...
1: John...
2: Ran...
3: Down...
4: One...
1: Step...
2: The...
3: Fat...
4: Cunt!

by Creater of Rspkajarserskys September 25, 2009

Food library

The contents of your fridge.

Grab me that beer out the food library

by Gonz989 March 29, 2020

Glue Library

A Garry's Mod addon that used to be download and loved by most of the gmod community. But now it's a one way ticket to see the Goatse image without having to visit the website.

I saw the Goatse picture after i subscribed to the Glue Library addon for Garry's Mod

by Wade19 June 25, 2022

The Library

When you go on the internet (typically YouTube) to troll scene kids by having an opinion by saying things like "scene kids r gay" or "Asking Alexandria fucking sucks" then waiting for a reply that will probably be the length of a short novel, telling you how scene kids are original and you don't know what kind of problems they go through and so forth. The library technique could be used for any group that gets easily butt hurt not just scene kids, but their the easiest to get books from.

Alex:Hey did you see my comment on why I hate scene kids?
David: Hell yeah dude that girl Adriana Abomination left you a book! You were in the library lol.

by TheJudgeTheJury June 7, 2013

Library cruzing

To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.

(On the phone):

1: Hey man! What are you doing?

2: Im Library cruzing!

1: You got some nice spot?

2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.

1: You know them?

2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...

by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 9, 2010

library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015