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Lathomechanophobia

The fear of computer or machine error messages, including messages, sounds, malware, etc, all relating to computers or machines failing to do something and giving a message or sound which causes extreme fear to people who have this phobia.
I found out I have lathomechanophobia after my computer failed to boot and gave me an error message
by MCGR October 6, 2021
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Frie-lationship

When you do all the things a couple in a relationship do, minus sex.
Hey Zach, did you smash Payton?

Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.
by SELEPACK January 22, 2017
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labtop

A word that inexperienced college freshmen (most often girls) call their new laptops.
College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!
by mortimer jones October 4, 2005
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lagtop

An incredibly slow laptop, to the point where lag doesn't begin to describe it but is used anyway.
God, my lagtop is so slow. Probably from too much porn.
by eclestimon August 10, 2008
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Laptop from Hell

This term refers to the 2020 election scandal in which the Democratic Party nominees (Joe Biden) son left his personal laptop at a repair shop and forgot about it and it then proceeded to wind up in local officials hands because it was left. A year later, former NYC mayor and personal lawyer for president Donald Trump; Rudy Giuliani, acquired a copy of the laptops hard drive through the fbi and published redacted contents of it which included various scandals. All of which are currently under investigation. Despite many media outlets claiming the laptop itself to be Russian disinformation, the fbi themselves found no evidence of such. This event has lead to much fallout in the campaign and raised many questions.
“Woah dude, did you hear about the laptop from hell
No what happened ?”
by SagaFraga October 20, 2020
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lactophiliac

One who desires lactating breasts, often as a sexual fetishism. A true, genuine lactophiliac would consider their desire to nurse one of their basic human needs. Such strong desires are often the leading force in the ANR community- one focused around Adult Nursing Relationships or Adult Breast Feeding. Their are also women who have a strong desire to feed or lactate for another person. Some of these relationships are more focused on nurture and abstain from other sexual aspects in the relationship completely.
Lactophiliacs can be found in the adult breast feeding community.
by lactophiliac August 9, 2010
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Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009
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