Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.

Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"

Johnstone Landmine by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016

Canine Landmine 

An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.

"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"

Canine Landmine by NorCalGal January 3, 2013

The Landmine 

After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.

While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!

The Landmine by Dr. Chesterfield January 1, 2015

swedish landmine 

When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart

Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.

swedish landmine by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015

emotional landmine 

Seeing Facebook memories pop up in your newsfeed after a break up

I'm avoiding Facebook this week for all the emotional landmines that they want me to share!

emotional landmine by thegoodex August 7, 2017

vitnamiese landmine 

Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere

Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine

vitnamiese landmine by Ogrish is life May 20, 2016

Ukrainian Landmine 

When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.

Jimmy: Do u smell that?
Tommy: Ya man. It smells like a Ukrainian Landmine!

Ukrainian Landmine by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010