Definitions by NorCalGal

Canine Landmine 

An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.

"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"

Canine Landmine by NorCalGal January 3, 2013

back woods billy goat 

poorly educated, ignorant, redneck individuals

"Billy Joe and Sally Mae threw a great shindig too bad they are such back woods billy goats"

back woods billy goat by Norcalgal January 3, 2013

Johnson Bar

a fictitious car part that, when broken, can generate sympathy and possible cash from an unsuspecting parent.

"Mom, my the Johnson Bar on my VW broke and I need $50.00"

"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?

Johnson Bar by Norcalgal January 3, 2013