When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.
Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...
John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
by SteelerfaninPeru March 28, 2010
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Legal Cockfighting is a play on words, cock means chicken or penis, and cockfighting means fighting chickens, legal way is fighting your penises, 2 males duke it out with natural lightsabers. (Black people are OP in this game)
Person 1: Dude did you see how Kevin took out Mark last night? that was insane!
Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.
Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.
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you go to the store and try to pay for something with pennies and the store turns u down well they must accept that payment say hey u must take it that is the legal tender law
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Get the legal tender mug.A crucial lawyering skill best taught at high altitudes, in the foggy mountains of East Asia, by an unremittingly cruel and forbidding sensei. The pupil should be forced to subsist only on a diet of insects and tree bark, must punch out memos until his or her fingers bleed, and must learn to live without sleep -- permanently. Whenever the pupil makes a mistake, he or she must be severely beaten with a Bluebook to the point of unconsciousness.
The training will culminate in a series of near-impossible tests, which may or may not involve the following: fighting rabid panda bears; swimming across a mighty river while carrying a boulder; interviewing pretend clients; retrieving a precious jewel from each of the 94 Federal judicial districts; dueling a demon to the death; and solving ancient riddles.
The training will culminate in a series of near-impossible tests, which may or may not involve the following: fighting rabid panda bears; swimming across a mighty river while carrying a boulder; interviewing pretend clients; retrieving a precious jewel from each of the 94 Federal judicial districts; dueling a demon to the death; and solving ancient riddles.
"Do NOT mess with that guy. He learned Legal Research and Writing from the legendary Chu-Han. I am so not even joking."
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