Khaled

Khaled also now as a noob is defined as the worst fortnite player or worst gamer in histrory

Khaled sucks at fortnite

by Unknowuser1919 March 18, 2019

Khaled

Khaled the hottest guy alive, he loves big tits, and like black women,
Khaled is a rich white boy who gates spending money on khaled

Khaled has a big dick.

by Richhh boi June 30, 2019

DJ Khaled

A male dumbfuck who doesn't wants to reciprocate when it comes to returning a sexual denomination such as oral sex.

BFF 1: Hey man i went down on my wife last night and she went on moaning like a fockin horse man!
BFF 2: Eww what the fuck ! bro. who tf goes down on their wife, you're a fuckin loser bro !
BFF 1: Fuck You back bro, looks like you're the jerk of the year. But why won't you go down tho?
BFF 2:Nahhh. Never! I don’t do that. It’s different rules for men. You gotta understand, we the king. There’s some things that y’all might not wanna do, but it got to get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.
BFF 1: That's Fucking lame man, dont be a DJ Khaled man, Just dont!

by pussydestroyer4321 June 3, 2018

kopled

1.)To have something hurled at you at speeds of 500 mph or faster. The object will always hit you, no matter what you do, (even if you zig zag.) You cannot excape the kople, and when you get hit it usually results in death or servere diaherra, cause seeing a ball winged at you that fast will do that to you.

person 1: oh shit, did you see that, that guy just got kopled!
person 2: damn, his fuckin chest is smoldering!

by Criminal X January 8, 2005

Khaled

monkeys from Saudi Arabia who have huge heads and huge ears

Khaled has a big ass head, my nikka

by sexlover4200 February 14, 2019

khaled

random Man which seems to stand outside schools and libraries, often takes home small children and animals, sometimes a mix of the two. he does not actualy have a home, but lives in a sort of, rubbish/garden room.

"Carefull kids don't talk to that khaled as you leave."

"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)

by Dittma93 March 6, 2009

Khaled

When yo man won't go down on you because you stay home raising his kids instead of working, but expects you to gobble that dick cuz it's your duty.

Man: "I feed and clothe you, so you should suck my dick and I ain't reciprocating."
Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."

by TifaCorn June 2, 2018