Freudian Nightmare

When a grown single man lives with and treats his mother like his girlfriend or wife. His mother in turn does the same by treating him as her spouse, and seeing anyone that he dates as a sexual rival. It is a disgusting union in which many times both parties will have thoughts of or maybe even actual sexual encounters. Gross...

Norman Bates of the TV show "Bates Motel"

"Norman Bates's life is a Freudian Nightmare".

by GrammarGeek July 17, 2015

waking nightmare

The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.

When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.

by bookishbedfellow June 20, 2016

Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.

kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."

by Derik September 21, 2005

nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.

When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

knightmage

Referring to any creative endeavor but esp cosplay:
- it doesn't have to be perfect
- it's okay to half-ass it
- it doesn't need to be accurate
- it's okay to use artistic liberties and make it your own
- modify it, but it, or make it: it doesn't matter as long as it gets the job done
- the ONLY thing that matters is that YOU feel good wearing your cosplay and YOU are having fun

"I was gonna go full canon with my Iron Man but I think I'll just Knightmage it from here"

"She's not too heavy to play that character, she's Knightmaging it perfectly"

by threenorns February 1, 2022

nightmare moon

The evil version of princess luna from mlp

Twilight and princess celestia: luna you have to control yourself or you'll destroy the castle!
Nightmare moon: Luna? I'm nightmare moon! And my only mission is to destroy you!

by Awesomedogie2 January 16, 2021

The toilets nightmare

Explosive diarrhea

Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.

by Your worse nightmare October 7, 2016