Klute

Klute; slang for a body part that is unique and special to its owner. Rubbing ones klute often gives its owner a tingling sensation.
'Klute' can be used as a verb, adverb, or adjective.
Klute is high compatible with clitter

Ashley: Omgz, my klute is totally rockn today.
Cole: No, it isn't. Your's is grey and dripping ooze.

by JizzleyAnalson January 17, 2011

kruft

An "Out of Ego" experience

I felt like kruft today, I was truly in the zone.

by Bobbaloo2 May 6, 2010

Techno-Klutz

An individual that has a much greater than average difficulty operating and/or maintaining electronic and/or computational devices.

I break every device I own. I am the only person I know that buys the extended warranty and actually uses it. I am such a Techno-klutz!

by Bannananannabobryan December 2, 2011

Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 10, 2008

Klutz

A clumsy, oblivious person. Usually covered in cuts and bruises from the number of things that they ran into. Constantly amusing other people from their obscene stupidity.

Sydney's klutzy ass managed to fall while dancing in the shower and crack her head open. White girls can't get low.

by trampstampluvr334 December 29, 2016

kluntsworth

marijuana blunt, see woobanger

"you tryin to smokea kluntsworth"

by lil mikey March 8, 2005

klutz idiot

a clumsy stupid person

I tripped in a ditch I'm a klutz idiot

by lazzer boy January 28, 2020