by FreshCrackers May 20, 2020
"Hey I really wanna KMS"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"
by #LuigiSimp August 06, 2021
kms also stands for katching my sleep
person: ugh im so tired
maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys
person: ugh im so tired
maybe you need to katch on your sleep/ kys
by johnnytest2292 March 02, 2021
Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.
Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.
Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?
Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?
by Oookfineee December 27, 2016
Friend 1: I reported someone for having a knife and now his friend wants me dead!
Friend 2: That's so stupid you had the right too!
Friend 1: Yeah and now I know more of them have knifes kms
Friend 2: That's so stupid you had the right too!
Friend 1: Yeah and now I know more of them have knifes kms
by Narcissistic_Hannibal March 15, 2016