judgement day

An idea held in atleast all 3 abrahamic faiths (Islam, Christianity, & Judaism) whereby every human that ever lived will be raised after death to be judged on account of: what he / she believed, and what he / she did with the talent, time, and circumstances they were given in their mortal existence. Moreover, they will be shown what they had done on earth and, witnesses such as, but not limited to: angels, animals, body parts, the land, and ultimately, God. Witnesses will speak in offense or in favor of the human standing judgement. The outcome will result in Paradise / eternal bliss /Heaven or Hell / Torment / agony based on said criteria..However, some may have to face torment (hell) to purify themselves before entering Heaven like gold has to go through a "tormenting" process to become pure gold. < definition represents an Islamic view

"You had better repent and turn toward the cherisher and sustainer of the universe before judgement day."

by 23(tu-three) December 26, 2005

Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

JuggerKnopp

A big, oafy person boy who thinks that he is strong and powerful, but in reality is weak and scared.

While he acts all big and tough, he's nothing more than a JuggerKnopp.

by Bobzilla7954 January 13, 2009

dont judge challenge

where semi good looking people put sharpie all over their face then remove it but putting their hand over the camera screen, then go back to looking semi good looking

"You see Emily's dont judge challenge video? She still ugly"

by KlaywithaC July 23, 2015

tell it to the judge

After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.

I tripped and fell on that fiveteen year old girl while her legs were open.



Tell it to the judge!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Judgenoculars

An apparatus used to pass judgement on passersby based on their appearance, expression, or swirling rumors. Also used in meetings to evaluate the worth of someone's comments. Focusing in on the details that reveal someone's intentions or evidence of misguided behavior. The use of which is recounted later by gesturing with circling hand motions around the eyes. Can be put away for later use by simply keeping on your invisible croakies.

I was sure to take out my judgenoculars when I spotted a poor graduate student being plucked away from his desk by the dean with the hiked up skirt. I focused in on the sultry expression on her face and his eager look of intrigue.

by Abi Sharkfin November 23, 2010

Juggernaut

Marvel Comics X-Men villain. Also the baddest mothafucker in the world. Have you even seen a costume like his? He'll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your ass, make you his hooker, and then it'll be time for him to take his prize. Do you not know who he is?

Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!

by Colin P. M. June 11, 2006