drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.
by Hannah Rachael January 9, 2009
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One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".
One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".
by junkywockeez April 16, 2010
Get the jooms mug.A bag used to hold the contents of an alcohol enema. It is used in conjunction with a joose nozzle. Alternatively, a Fleet enema can be used in place of the joose-bag.
The bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand Joose, thus the term joosing.
The bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the Joose into the rectum of the recipient.
The bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand Joose, thus the term joosing.
The bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the Joose into the rectum of the recipient.
Shit, Nismo! Whatchu buyin' them cheap-ass joose-bags fo? You know they only good for one joosin', and my butt needs more bubbly!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
Get the joose-bag mug.The nickname for a Korean idol het relationship/pairing combining SNSD's Jessica and SHINee's Jonghyun. They sang Sexy Love together and are a sexy non-couple thing.
Also, they have the capability of making Shawols and Sones extremely insane and jealous anytime they interact.
Also, they have the capability of making Shawols and Sones extremely insane and jealous anytime they interact.
Did you see Jonghyun touch Jessica's butt?! I hate Jongsica! Don't you dare touch my precious angel unnirrrrrr!!!
Jongsica is real? Puh-lease oppar didn't even want to touch that horse chin unnir's hand when they walked down the runway!!!
LOL Jongsica is never gonna happen because Jessica is a year older than Jonghyun therefore it can't be real.
Jongsica is real? Puh-lease oppar didn't even want to touch that horse chin unnir's hand when they walked down the runway!!!
LOL Jongsica is never gonna happen because Jessica is a year older than Jonghyun therefore it can't be real.
by jjfrench November 14, 2012
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Joogle are f**ked, they literally changed the algorithm when searching for "White couple" to show mongrels and blacks with primarily White women, and White men are also adulterated in turn, and most other so-called "search engines" are also doing the same crap. It's not a search engine, it's a Jewish propaganda machine designed to manipulate and pollute the minds of our kindred, to ultimately wipe out the White race through passive White geNOcide. The fact the Jews have created websites trying to typically deceptively re-purpose this common slang online, from Joogle to (((Wiki)))pedia and likely here also, speaks volumes. The scum openly boast their manipulation in the now current TOS, and they like all enemies of our race, will ultimately fail.
by AryanCrusader July 22, 2018
Get the Joogle mug.1. Derived from the combined words daing (salted fish), tuyo (a type of dried fish) and itlog (egg). Dyolog then became Jolog, a term for someone who is tacky, but implied in a more negative tone and often referred to people who belong to the lower class of society.
2. "Baduy", "skwating", tacky
3. Someone who likes Jolina Magdangal (a tacky, teeny-bopper wannabe)
4. Jolina Organization
5. Someone from the lower class of society who tries to be cool but ends up a failure and in turn becomes a "jolog"
6. Anything or anyone associated with things that are "pang-masa" (for the masses)
2. "Baduy", "skwating", tacky
3. Someone who likes Jolina Magdangal (a tacky, teeny-bopper wannabe)
4. Jolina Organization
5. Someone from the lower class of society who tries to be cool but ends up a failure and in turn becomes a "jolog"
6. Anything or anyone associated with things that are "pang-masa" (for the masses)
-Those people at SM are so jolog! They're probably from the squatter's area.
-Yuck! What is she wearing? Those chokers are soooo jolog.
-Omigod! She's like a fan of Jolina? That's so jolog!
-What a trying hard wannabe. Freaking jolog.
-ABS-CBN is soooo jolog. And Judy Anne Santos is just about the queen of jologs. Well... second to Jolina anyway.
-Yuck! What is she wearing? Those chokers are soooo jolog.
-Omigod! She's like a fan of Jolina? That's so jolog!
-What a trying hard wannabe. Freaking jolog.
-ABS-CBN is soooo jolog. And Judy Anne Santos is just about the queen of jologs. Well... second to Jolina anyway.
by kei_blue September 23, 2003
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by Jongsta November 2, 2009
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