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hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.
"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"
by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009
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Jobelicker

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008
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Jobey

A wise but playful person, one who definitely gets bored easily, loves to talk, but is only Social to an extent around unfamiliar folks. Has a lot of dark secrets but will never reveal them unless his life was on the line or could find it necessary. Could be one with gaming.
“Jobey is a generally good guy, I don’t see a problem with him really.”
by The Forgiving One In A Way January 22, 2018
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Jobeth

A happy go lucky girl who is quiet but secretly has a bad side and a dirty mind. has major word vomit. She loves stuffed animals and often questions her sexual orientation.
Jobeth has ugly clothes but makes them look cute!
by stank clown March 10, 2010
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Jobeular Sensation

The sensation one from smoking a jobe (ciggerette) gets after sex, smoking a marijuana spleef, or getting FUCKED!
I need a Jobeular Sensation after puffing the Magic Dragon all fuckin night.
by Jobes Man October 3, 2015
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Jobese

When you are so fate that your name fuses with an eating disorder
This kid is Jobese, don't talk to him.
by Jobese August 15, 2018
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Jobelle

The best of the best. She will always have your back. She is hot and pretty. She is loyal and always there. No matter what she will fight until the end. She never loses an argument even if it’s pointless and she’s wrong. Being Jobelle is the best thing you can be.
I love you because you’re Jobelle.
by nameDefenitionsForyou January 1, 2022
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