Jewless

Doing something with people and there are no Jewish people present.

A meeting of more than 5 people and nobody is Jewish

"God damn it, none of my Jewish friends are coming out tonight, guess I'm jewless tonight 😢"

"Hey where are my favorite people? Shit Jeff didn't come out tonight, guess I'm jewless 😢"

by dontlieyouloveher July 3, 2019

gypsy jewels

the beautiful droplets of water that form on the ceiling of a steam sauna and occasionally fall down on your face and body, cleansing your sins and your soul with their majestic powers, which were endowed by the mountain gypsy king

I had a very belligerent weekend in Mammoth, so I snuck into the health club sauna and let the magic gypsy jewels heal me and renew my soul.

by lipsattak November 19, 2011

Jenessa

Gay ass meme machine with childhood trauma. Has useless serial killer knowledge and likes to eat rice pudding.

Jenessa is gay.

by Weew000 September 7, 2018

christmas jewels

testicles, balls, nuts, testes...etc. etc.

OW! i still can't walk, damn Josie kicked me in my christmas jewels!

by anonymous November 23, 2004

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

jewels

Weed, herb, cannnibus, ganja, marijuana.

A dogg when you gettin them jewels?

by B_RY August 15, 2007

jewels

1) the biggest cheating whore you will ever meet. who names their child jewels?

that fucking bitch jewels needs to go finger herself

by kev s October 5, 2007