-Did you see that old school video i recommended you?
-Oh, the one where that stripper makes a Jamaican walrus on stage? That was amazing!
-Oh, the one where that stripper makes a Jamaican walrus on stage? That was amazing!
by hekiw October 5, 2018
Get the Jamaican walrus mug.A time period of when somebody says they will be ready in a minute but really it will most likely take them a couple hours.
Jordan: Where is Andre
Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes
Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes
Anthony: He said he will be here in a couple minutes
Jordan: Damn, you know Andre operates in Jamaican minutes
by Spano_13 June 7, 2010
Get the Jamaican Minute mug.to turn on a hot shower, close yourselves in a bathroom, and smoke weed - the heated air and high humidity makes the smoke smoother
by KCeasy October 15, 2009
Get the Jamaican Bake mug.A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
Get the 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner mug.her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007
Get the fake jamaican mug.Slang word for homesickness used by Mexicans. Mexican soccer defender José "El Jamaicón" Villegas felt sick regularly when abroad.He missed his hometown and his mother´s food. He even claimed once that his wife was ill in order to escape a training camp. Hence, homesickness was refered to as "el jamaicón" amongst mexicans.
by Omar Iturbe July 4, 2006
Get the jamaicón mug.Looking at something/someone you're familiar with, but having a memory of it, and no recollection of it. Everyone you know is somehow a bit of a stranger, and everything is new - but at the same time, you know it's jamais vu. Extremely confusing, and frustrating.
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by Old Ben March 19, 2005
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