Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

jakey

a word that describes a unique bond between a friend and a lele; more of a vibe than an actual person

lele: omg that guy is so cool!

lele 2: yea he's a potential jakey for sure

by lele246 May 15, 2021

Jakey Benny

A buggy bug bug, likes to be referred to as Hanukkah Harry. Jake spends his free time in ms.g's class room studying code. He also enjoys to spend time down by retard row when playing Fortnite. #Bot #Anti #SundayFunday #Getscarried

I saw a random wild Jakey Benny down by the F-wingthis afternoon.

by Ccody0423 December 18, 2018

Jakey

Jakey is the type of person who always makes yourself feel better. Dwane Johnson is almost as cocky as Jakey. Also a huge Star Wars Lego nerd. Don’t let him have your toes.

Jakey: Can I crack your toes?
Toe: breaks in half

by Appaspappa November 25, 2021

Jakey

A man who’s a fierce dog probs 8”6 but is annoying and yeh

Jakey is wierd af.

by Alandog53 November 2, 2020

jakey

jakey is the best person/boyfriend you'll meet<3

Jakey is hot.

by fp;njgljojhg April 6, 2021

Jakey

A fucking sick lad with a huge cock and loves using it with men.

Jakey is the lad with all the dudes

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021