Jakey boy

; a golden barrel of a dog. Half corgi, half lab. Similar in looks to a seal. Very loyal and happy. Does not move very fast!

Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.

by megaminty December 6, 2022

Jakey Boobcocks Cologne Heist

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.

Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist

by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item

OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass

by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023

Jakey Wakey

A term used for a person with a huge Gyatt

Dude that guys name must be Jakey Wakey cause look at the GYATT!

by Jakey Wakey with the big Cakey December 17, 2024

snakey jakey

(v) wiggling sensation coming from behind.
(n) a non-sneaky attempt at anal sex.

holy crap, i thought the back door was locked!
but, there's always room for a snakey jakey.ALWAYS.

by wiggly piggly October 1, 2008

Nakey jakey

Litteral gaming god, dog bless.

Man, nakey jakey is really good at Halo

by Effie_in_red June 12, 2017

skanky jakey

A lil boy who thinks he is a playa and big time ladies man when in all reality he has to take his cousin to prom.

Hey look, that kid over there with his cousin is a skanky jakey!

by Kinky kirky August 28, 2008