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desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
by potato goddess September 29, 2020
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Jellyfish Backbone

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.
My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.
by Mr. Harrahs March 5, 2014
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great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013
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Dalad Jelly

It is a special type of jelly utilized in a wide variety of situations.

They generally come in two types:
Healing
and
Dessert
Oh! Man, dude, look! Dalad Jelly! Fuck yeah give a scoop
by DaladJellyMan November 3, 2012
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jellymid

JellyMid is an insult name for cringy JellyBean, probably because she's accused as cringe and unfunny, or the YouTubers hate her, etc.
Stilton: who's even JellyBean? did she started the fucking "it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece" trend?
Thomson: yes, and you should call it jellymid, because she's cringe.
Stilton: ok
by hahayes69420 March 9, 2022
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Jellybob

Jellybob is a term used to verify the truth of a comment or statement. If an individual makes a comment which others do not believe, they may challenge the individual to "jellybob it". In the case that the individual is lying or has lied, they are eligible to receive beats or be rushed by anyone for the whole of the next 24 hours.
White person: I'm black

Other person: Jellybob it!

White person: Jellybob

Other person: BEATS!
by LyricalMC June 15, 2011
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Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
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