Sweet Invite

Not receiving an invite to an event....or simply being left out because you aren't cool enough to be included.

Girl to her friend...."I think I'm pregnant." Friend "Sweet invite!"

by Nick Andresackis November 29, 2011

Gravity Invites

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.

Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites

by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009

invite slut

being lovely and sexy at the same time.

invite slut to skeet so he can use it forever.

by Avaster May 2, 2018

formal invite

when tom asks you to watch creed by sending a letter in the mail.

I'm just going to send emma a formal invite

by timmytimmynumnums May 14, 2016

Sidewayz Invite

Bullshit. Not real; Not fake enough to call fake either. Said through text (obviously;spelling). It's a way to know the difference between real an fake by the spelling. Scarcastic invites.

She text me some sidewayz invite... takin pictures in her bed.
So what?...Is that some kinda sidewayz invite?

by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021

your not invited to my birthday party

the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.

little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO

by mexicanfoxnigga October 14, 2020

You're not invited to my birthday party

DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION

Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by User12345678901836 December 12, 2020