Instahoe

A female /male who try’s to get a buzz off someone on social media by exposing them,talking down on their name or have any type of relationship with them

“U a instahoe because u only talking to her to get your followers up”

by Ok._mikey July 9, 2018

instaboner

when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection

Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner

by marcus102893 February 20, 2009

Instapreg

when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

by Jeremy Storm March 11, 2009

instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

instagret

A combination of the words "instant" and "regret;" the instant regret you feel after doing something incredible stupid and rash.

Lindsay was filled with instagret after telling her boyfriend that she still sleeps with a nightlight.

by lindyjamz June 21, 2011

instacoder

A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.

These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.

These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.

* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user

* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer

You should open source less, instacoders don't do it so it must not be cool.

by The Avocoder July 10, 2018

Instahoe

A male or female Instagram user who follows excessive amounts of people and blows up their DM's with thirst; the act of trying to talk to every person you follow.

Girl this nigga just followed me, don't know me, got a whole gf, and all in my inbox. That's a straight Instahoe.

by TheRealestt July 23, 2014