Sexual Improv

While having sex or simulated sex, as via a webcam, attempting to perform a fantasy or scenario.

"Last night was a sexual improv while I attempted to play a dominatrix for my boyfriend."

"The hottie I picked up at the pub last night was a blast! When we got home it was a total sexual improv while I learned what turns her on."

by Joy Lovewell January 10, 2010

impromperaneous

adj: a term for something made up on the spot, a mixture of impromptu and extemporaneous

That joke was so sudden, it was impromperaneous.

by Lutheran Pirate December 6, 2005

impromptpoo

An urgent and unexpected visit to the bathroom to do a number 2. Often accompanied by surprise at scope of delivery. Not recommended when at public events.

Eg before heading to a meeting with corporate colleagues " sorry i will meet you there, I need to do an impromptpoo"!

by Looatlus January 10, 2014

Jack Impression

Referred to a person who constantly boasts their ego, flashes their abs in public, or is really loud. They will do whatever they can to make themselves stand out in public. Can be easily tempered or stressed out. Can be simplified to just Jack.

Bro 1: yo, how was my first impression?
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.

GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.

Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.

by Elmo Life August 28, 2014

do one's impression

to behave in a certain way you think is typical of someone or something

to do one's impression:
I stood in front of the mirror and did my impression of Elvis Presley.

by susannaius January 7, 2009

imprecatory

Demonic; evil. More commonly used by men, in bootleg Vietnamese Pokemon Crystal translations, who tell long stories before giving you a technical machine for your pokemon.

This imprecatory bike led the boy to the hell.

by Reznor1 August 17, 2011

first impression

How you present yourself in the meeting of a new person.

Most people look back on these and wish they'd made a better one.

"Jesus fucking Christ, Kate, you should've told me your parents would be there. I would have worn more suitable clothes to give them a good first impression... You really fucked up my evening."

by Hayley Hogsworth December 30, 2005