hells itch

A sunburn that itches badly and when you go itch it it burns like hell, tends to be extremely painful
John: dude my sunburns itches but when i scratch it it hurts like hell!
Bill: oh dude youve got hells itch
by TheYeti138 May 18, 2018
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chariot's itch

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a passenger experiences when attempting to open a locked vehicle's door too soon or when assuming the door was unlocked. The feeling the passenger would incur would be similar to one in which a gladiator would feel if it were to hop into the wagon before the chariot was ready in front of a coliseum full of spectators; usually embarrassed, shameful, or stupid. A severe case of chariot's itch may occur when the passenger is opening the door at nearly the same time the driver unlocks the door. Often times during cases of severe chariot's itch the passenger may double tap the window, signaling the driver to unlock the door, followed by another awkward experience of trying to explain one's actions.

The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
Oops, sorry about that Franz, I must have had a bad case of chariot's itch.
by camvant August 16, 2016
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Carpet itch

When a guy or girl has a nasty std that makes their pubic hair itch :P
Todd: I met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have sex she was scratching down there

Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch

Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave
by YOUR MOTHERS BFF June 20, 2011
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Itch Bitch

When a small bug, unidentified, bites you and it begins to spread mad itches all over your skin.
Bro, I think I just got bit by an Itch Bitch!
by lKing May 15, 2014
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Gypsy itch

When an itch keeps moving from place to place.
AHHH! LITTLE TO THE LEFT, A LITTLE DOWN.
OH NO! BACK UP AGAIN.. DAMN YOU GYPSY ITCH
by Hitchy March 22, 2019
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Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry
Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass
by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020
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itching and burning

I got STDs that making your coochie itch bitch
Itching and burning, itching and burning. Stanky fishy, stanky fishy, stanky fishy. I got STD. They make my coochie hurt.
by tiktokfamouscoochie September 26, 2019
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