Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.
by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Jeff Hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. I wanna suck his crab claw dick so bad. Danelle is such a lucky woman.
by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

'You get out right now! that is an order!'
Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'
'did you hear wh-'
'Gwen, Gwen! You Mother Hubbard are you serious?'
Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'
'did you hear wh-'
'Gwen, Gwen! You Mother Hubbard are you serious?'
by Spider-Man, Spider-Fan October 20, 2023

Owner of Don’s crabs Towson. Is the only man to ever be born with a 25 pound cock. Spent 7 years in federal prison for crab trafficking.
Jeff hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. Danelle is such a lucky woman. I just wanna suck his crab dick.
by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.
Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
