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John Holmes 

The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.
John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.
John Holmes by dothejeffreydahmer August 14, 2007

Christian Holmes 

A person commonly found sexually attractive to the majority of people (men and women) in the world.
Eva Green: Ooh, I think everyone finds that guy attractive. He's a Christian Holmes!

Shylock Holmes 

A late-19th-century consulting-detective who charged wayyyyy too much for his services.
If you think that Shylock Holmes charged too much for helping you legally, you would be totally "shocked" at how much his faithful sidekick, Doctor Wattson, charged for HIS medical services!
Shylock Holmes by QuacksO August 17, 2020

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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.

katie holmes 

A meek twenty something year old actress (see pushover) who is currently being forced into marriage with the evil and domineering Tom Cruise. Will most likely only be remembered for her character Joey on the show Dawsons Creek, which explored teen self discovery through pathetic, nauseating monologues.
(when referring to someone acting like a door mat): "Stop pulling a Katie Holmes!"
katie holmes by thepinkpanther September 19, 2005

Sherlock Holmes 

verb: To discover something interesting or useful via any means of sleuthing necessary.
You looked at her facebook status and saw that she was at a Blue Jacket's game, then recalled a photograph, and googled Blue Jackets. You then discovered it was a hockey team out of Columbus, Ohio. Which lead to your discovery of her presence in Ohio. DANG! You Sherlock Holmes'ed the hell out of that!
Sherlock Holmes by Michael Worton January 9, 2009