hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

by Lainason January 17, 2007

Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010

hotchkiss girl

a smart, cool girl who only applied to Taft as a safety

where else did you apply, hotchkiss girl?

Taft, but it was my safety

Smart choice, you smart, non-coke blowing girl

by will navarre December 28, 2005

hoitch

Another term for broad.Also chick,
A female.

Paul-"Hey dude, check out that fuckin
hoitch"!!
Jim-"Yo man I see her"

by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005

Hootch n Tooch

A term used in place of a name. Sometimes a couple

Where did hootch n tooch go?

by Justin Shaffer March 15, 2007

hootchiefest

A gathering of skanks on the prowl in Whistler, BC, or elsewhere.

Yikes! Hootchiefest happening in Whistler! Skanks on the prowl, all over the Village. Take your pick, but it ain't pretty.

by a rose September 5, 2010

hoeth

created by Tyler through text, either saying hello, calling Juliana a hoe, or a sneeze over text.

Hoeth

by Janitorboi May 22, 2018