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Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.
Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us
by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011
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Hibernating Hippo

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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hyberdater

Formulated from the term 'hybernate', hyberdating is when an individual gets a new boyfriend or girlfriend and completely vanishes off the face of the earth, never to be seen again unless the relationship fails. Hyberdaters cut themselves off from their friends, only spending time with their significant other, and if there's ever a CRAZY chance that they ARE with their friends, they spend the entire time talking about their sigificant other and nothing else.
"We hung out with John last night for the first time in like, 8 months, and he wouldn't shut up about Lisa THE WHOLE NIGHT." "God, he's such a hyberdater."
by valahalahawkwind June 7, 2012
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Hiberdating

when a person ignores there friends in favor of a boyfriend/ girlfriend.
i am hiberdating with my boyfriend
by Gurton Buster November 19, 2018
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Hibernationalism

A state in which one is so embarrassed by their home country that their patriotism has to take a long winter's nap before coming out into the open again.
The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.
by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011
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Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
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hivernate

When a bee goes into the hive for the long, cold, winter months
As the cold weather begins to hit the supple skin of the bee, it knows that it is time for it to return to the hive and hivernate for the winter.
by krozly October 5, 2011
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