dan howell

the sweetest and prettiest person ever. deserves all the happiness in the world.

if you dont respect dan howell then fuck off!

by olivisonrights May 9, 2020

Hopewell

A small town in New Jersey full of potheads and crazy people who will prove to you that they're 10 times better than anyone else.
also called hopeless.

person 1: Yo i heard you were from hopewell! you must be cool!
person 2: yeah man! i'm the shit!

by aliihxc March 14, 2009

Hopewell Junction

A town in upstate New York, located in Dutchess county, Hopewell Junction is known for its family atmosphere, a Catholic schools and Italian men and bread.

Oh you're from Hopewell Junction? Which golf course do you live on?

You can't go a day in Hopewell without running into someone who went to Yonkers high school too.

by Jecklyn33 February 9, 2017

[howells]

a private all girls school (apart from now the boys in 6th form) in cardiff where apparently only lesbians/sluts/rich people/geniuses are allowed to go.

i went there, it's actually nothing like that.

but we did have uniform that looked like woolworths uniform/toothpaste

oh, so you went to howells...

so are u a lesbian?

by amy301190 January 22, 2009

Howell

A small town where unicorns run free.

Dude, did you see that unicorn running around Howell the other day??

by Thatonepersonwhosnameudk July 17, 2011

Horwell

Someone who acts like a whore but people don't disrespect them for it - in essence being a whore but doing it well

She is such a horwell, I wish I could be a whore and nobody care

by Mr Montgomery May 15, 2011

Dan Howell

A queer, British internet personality who is scared of whisks, moths, and scrambled eggs. He and his (boy?)friend, Phil, have created an extremely dangerous cult known as the Phandom (or collectively Susan) where lonely thirteen year old introverted emos wear whiskers on their faces and chant things such as "Mirror butt", "Ladders", "Hi, so my name is Dan", and "Yee". Dan has gone on two world tours with Phil (The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire and Interactive Introverts) where he regrettably socialized with the cult members. He is also known for having a glowing blue penis and a weird sexual relationship with stray Maltesers boxes. The world is also extremely proud of him for coming out. Good job, danny boy.

I am DISGUSTED. I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, Dan Howell, and THIS is the thanks I get?

by Pussy Guzzler June 23, 2019