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Hess

A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.
Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
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Carter Hess

Carter, the blackest white boy you'll ever know
bro, how is Carter Hess touching the rim?
by BigWacker2901 May 26, 2022
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hunter william hess

literally the coolest guy ever, he is actually so cool and hes manly and not a woman pls pls stop calling me a woman pls im begging pls
hunter william hess
masquence: "im a woman and hunter is manly and cool unlike me"
hunter: "i agree"
by Masquence September 22, 2025
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Daniel Hess

A blokmon

A nibba
The ghamest of the ghambrus

He is in love with a boer named mieka
Blokmon why are you such a Daniel Hess gham bru

He is such a Daniel Hess cos he’s so blok
by daddy.blok June 18, 2019
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Sandra Hess

Washed out late 30s crack head, who likes to cut her arm and bleed out on people’s wives. Doesn’t shower for days and doesn’t wear underwear but uses of plenty degree deodorant in between her legs to keep her stank a** p**** some what fresh. No job saggie ass looking bitch.
Have your heard of Sandra Hess? The crackhead with no panties and that sings at washed out bars? Yea that Sandra
by #imcoming#foryou#hoe August 4, 2021
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Alan hess

American author architectural.critic and lecturer. Hess is a strong advocate for preserving american mid century architecture
among his many books one which stands out is "googie-coffee shop architecture "although the googie movement became an archetypal nomenclature which eventually swept the united States in the 1950s it had it's origins in southern California primarily in the Los Angeles area. Hess features such emblematic examples of the genre by focusing on such late greats as 'tiny naylors' the pines and 'ships(never close) coffee shops. The ships on pico in la is briefly highlighted in the 1985 film"into the night" it has long since been demolished. Hess is Still the architectural critic for "the San Jose mercury news"
Alan hess features "panns diner"and "wichstands " patio in his book "googie-coffer shop architecture". Although panns in "ladera heights"is still a functioning diner. The building which housed wichstands patio at slauson and overhill has been repurposed
by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021
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brad hess

A man on the down low (secretly gay while in a relationship )
Hey man, your girl called me the other night. She is worried you might be A brad hess
by Rus44035 January 29, 2018
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