hat

It's a cover up used to conceal the truth.

Alex: I have to leave because I left my hat at the bar.
John: But Alex wasn't wearing a hat.
James: What's a hat?
John: It must be a cover up.

by badwithnames June 30, 2019

hat

A hot, fat girl.

Dude last night wasn't too bad. Just a lot of hats in the crowd and you know they put out.

by TooSweetEdJohnson November 8, 2010

Hats!

Things on your head.

Hey Fred, like my Hats!?

by Hatmasturr July 5, 2007

Hatting

The new sexy semi-underground kink, wherein people engage in wearing others like hats. The hatting scene consists of two subgroups: the person who wears the hat, and the hat him- or herself. Addictive phenomenom.

"Why are you smiling like that?" "Jessica's been hatting me last night."

by Adam01 February 2, 2007

No hat

When you don't have a particular preference for one thing or another, especially involving sports teams

"Who do you want to win the Super Bowl, Denver or Seattle?"

"Oh, I have no hat."

by mjwd5d February 4, 2014

hat

To everyone else: A covering for the head.
To parents: A magical cham that prevents people from getting colds.

Mom: Where's your hat?
Me: I wear a hood
Mom: That's not good enough
(tanslation: nothing but a hat can ward off the evil of colds)

by Kevin July 27, 2008

In the Hat

Period of self-reflection whilst on a significant amount psychedelics with a hat over your face.

I've spent my time In the Hat

by inthehat April 29, 2019