hat 

Paranoid, conspiracy-theory; thus more generally: crazy, stupid. Short for "tinfoil-hat."

"That Cheney speech was totally hat."

hat by blehh January 3, 2008

Hat 

In ultimate disc but possibly in other sports, a tournament or entire league session in which teams are made at random--i.e. chosen from hat.

"Are you playing in the hat tournament this weekend?" "No, but im playing in the fall hat league."

Hat by caliphate August 25, 2008

hat 

hat is the ghetto prounciation for the word "hot".

Those bitches is hat!

hat by dreone April 23, 2003

hat 

The slur for Orthadox Jew. Derived from the big back hats that they wear. Also derived from the yarmulke.

hat by wicked August 15, 2003

HAT 

a unit of measure - superior to " INCHES " or " CENTIMETERS "

pete's dick is 7 hats long - wish mine was as big as that

HAT by bluescreenbastard September 6, 2005

HAT 

Acronym: Hit A Treadmill

used for a girl that is fat and needs to exercise via a treadmill

"Watch out...HAT at 12 o'clock"

"That girl is a HAT, I be she gives good BJ's though"

HAT by i think you know who i am November 4, 2007

Hat 

-A commonly used term for a man's penis in Virginia. It can also mean clitoris.

You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!

Hat by Hat Master February 21, 2011