Hammy

n. a spaz or a cringy person, or someone who messes up on tasks
adj. something that is spazzy or cringy

He spazzed out again, a classic hammy move.
That dog has been chasing it's tale for an hour, not only is it old, it's also pretty hammy.

by jackhammerlover November 09, 2017

hammy

Shortened version of hamshank, which is rhyming slang for wank

"I'm dying for a hammy right now!"

by FraZ September 30, 2005

hammied

when a friend or aqcaintance puts his ass on your face while your asleep or passed out.

That fool needs to get all hammied, passin out on my couch like that.

by Drewski69 July 21, 2006

Hammy J

A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.

Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.

by ttag105 December 30, 2011

Hammy Hoe

A female who attends the Hammonton School District and participates in the following activities:

-Talking to multiple guys
-Sending boof ass booty pics
-Playin boys
- sticking out their hip to make their ass look big in photos
- Wearing see through leggings

Damn bro, These hammy hoes trippin!

Nah nigga, ion fuck with those hammy hoes.

by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop April 11, 2019

hammy clam

When a girl's roast beef is extra beefy.

That Hannah sure does have a hammy clam, it sure is slop.

by Alec Glover September 21, 2015

Hammy Sosa

Referring to a state of drunkenness. The point in which you've exceeded your minimal drinking limit. The bar is serving $2.25 schooners, you've had 4.

I'm blacked out...i got hammy sosa earlier tonight.

by Narnia Marie May 20, 2011