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gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
by Mark Jones December 1, 2004
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gloshing

the act of your penis being pushed through the gap at the front of your underwear, causing your foreskin to be pulled back and causing the sensation of sex.
OMG I got gloshed again last night, must have been a huge erection W00T FTW. I l0v3 gloshing!
by Pacman Wizard March 5, 2009
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goosing

Term used for drinking grey goose vodka
by alonzo j jordan August 24, 2012
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goosing season

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.
It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.
by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019
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Goshinga

Goshinga is Sarah's bitch boi.
by lemon January 3, 2004
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goosing

When you're out on Tuesday nights at your flower arranging class I stick on my cowboy boots and give your mum a right good goosing
by gommog October 9, 2003
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goosing

like dogging.. but you do it in a boat!
"yeah let's go to the mediterrean on that 1st class goosing cruise ship."
by anon :] September 19, 2008
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