Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 20, 2007

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008

Goatee

A beard.

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"

by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009

Blood Goatee

The slang term for the ring of gore around a zombie's mouth after munching on a victim

That zombie has a fresh blood goatee, must have found a fatty.

by cirv_j May 2, 2011

Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 14, 2007

mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.

by rishnipishni January 13, 2007

Goatee Rider

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011