The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.
"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?
"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"
"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"
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Because Debbie's sexual encounters were dry and painful, her sex therapist recommended that she focus on foreplay and make sure that she has secreted enough cooch glaze before attempting penetration.
Also,
If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.
Also,
If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.
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Get the Shame Glaze mug.the act in which a girl gives a man a blowjob whilst he smokes weed.
blaze- smoking weed
glaze- ejaculating on a woman's face (usually performed after a blowjob)
blaze- smoking weed
glaze- ejaculating on a woman's face (usually performed after a blowjob)
yo man how did it go with gash u were in with last night?
safe man, she let me blaze and glaze all night long!
safe man, she let me blaze and glaze all night long!
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Person 1: The weather outside is really nice.
Person 2: Yeah, it's absolutely Gizel.
Person 1: Definitely, bro. So Gizel.
Person 2: Yeah, it's absolutely Gizel.
Person 1: Definitely, bro. So Gizel.
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Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
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