glamse

An experience in which you see the future in it's worst possible outcome.

As a stingy young man, your glamse is going to be that no one says bye to you when they leave the office because they are afraid of your inability to be kind.

by archie_tech March 29, 2010

Gleaming the Cube

when a girl rubs her pussy on a man's bald head.

Last night that girl was gleaming the cube and my stubble got her off.

by xincognitogrlx April 23, 2008

Gleason

A person who does either of the following: Uses people for Xbox 360 Achievements; is a fucking social leech/conformist/ass kisser; Claims to like a band, yet only has that one song from Guitar Hero by that band; Lazy (so lazy , they trade crutches for a wheelchair); a poser; and is basically a douche.

"Dude, Joe came over and beat Guitar Hero on medium, and I got a lot of achievements!"

"Tom, you're such a fucking gleason."

by Tronnit December 9, 2007

Gleason

Another word for poop, pooping yourself

Dude did you just take a gleason?

I just gleased myself.

by DUMPeldore January 15, 2009

Gleems

Thick man legs

He walked around in shorts to show off his gleems.

by Johnny Glase February 10, 2009

Gleaming the Cube

To fail so badly that there is brilliance in the failure; A phrase coined by Cinema Abattoir bloggers in reference to a 1989 movie starring Christian Slater.

I can't believe how thoroughly this movie is gleaming the cube!

by Amber Hat January 20, 2009

Gleaming

The act of feeding fresh semen to another person, via a cupped hand or splashing motion so as to cover the face and trickle into the mouth, immediately post-ejaculation, to preserve the shiny, 'gleaming' quality of the ejaculate.

Christo: "... so I fed it to her like a bird regurgitating food to a chick... totally gleaming."

by pkmendoza September 10, 2016